Awwwww poor me....Too bad I couldnt get a sound clip on this thing so you can actually hear me whine............................

I'm an ass. Or an Arse as we like to call our behind in this end of the fish bowl.

Notice though that although I may have low self esteem I managed to put a capital

on Arse. Im movin on up.

So to Monkey town we went yesterday to help Julie move. I like that ride. The scenery I've passed so many times as a kid coming up from the Miramichi. Everythings 'up' to me. As though I were always at the bottom of the world. At least Ive lost some of the saying from my old stompin grounds..ie..Roll of Bread and Lad and saying 'what?' after I make a statment.

Fun place to grow up though. I was remembering a time when I sat on the top of my neighbors fence. Looking at either side of it. Contemplating how to end my boredom. I dont know what the hell came over me other than my true self but I stood up on the top of the fence..balanced myself upright and jumped as high as I could to land in Mrs. Harwoods round flower bed. I jumped on her flowers till they were 'reseeded'. I pissed my pants I laughed so hard. Mrs. Harwood didnt. I didnt have enough energy to even bother to run away. Which pissed her off even more.

That was the first time I had to apologize face to face with someone I didnt really know. Taught me the value of an apology let me tell you. Its worth this...

First taste of vandalism and comedy at its finest....and a small beating..

Not as bad as the one Alison got for taking the dare to shit on Mr. Kilpatricks front step.

That was classic.